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get on my wrong side and ill shave off your eybrows as you sleep!
I am (ozzy osbourne) in dA's Celebrities Crew! into your journal or sig to spread the word!</
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I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
inside my shell I wait and bleed
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get on my wrong side and ill shave off your eybrows as you sleep!
I am (ozzy osbourne) in dA's Celebrities Crew! into your journal or sig to spread the word!</
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I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
inside my shell I wait and bleed
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Ozzy was standing at the top of a spiral staircase butt naked yelling "I'm the king of my house!" and then the gardner knocks on the door so I open it and the gardner sees Ozzy and I was like (really politely) "Have you met my husband, ozzy?"
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I've felt the hate rise up in me
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wander out where you can't see
inside my shell I wait and bleed
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